Tell me how to say "班车" in English, and I will

tell you an authentic and intersting story!

regular bus  班车

Please don't handle me with answer of Kingsoft?
I had tried!

maybe LZ ,u can introduce yourself to us?
such as where are u, and where are u from?

3# andyany

i just use the chinese logic give you the word ,
and just want you say the story quickly

I am in Beijing, and from Xianyang.

xianyang is '咸阳'？
Qin Shi Huang was born in xianyang
i travelled to Xian ，but it is pity not to get at xianyang

company shuttle bus

So, I am a citizen of captial  earlier than 1000 years .

yup
Ummmm
you are right＝＝＝＝:)

Last evening, on our way home and in our company shuttle bus,
the driver gave a stopping suddenly.
My colleagues and I
made a shape of "C" first and
"I" afterwards.
What is the matter?
After seeing for a while,
we saw a possible collision had been avoided.

"Too meaty!"
One colleague of mine said with dignity.
"It is meaty for checking you, and not meat for your stomach." I joked.
"So, it is a piece of checking meat, not roasted meat." I added.

i dont understand this joke
my english is limited
maybe i need to  ask CIOneTwo :(

i can't understand what you said .....
i foud my english is so terrible............

昨天晚上坐班车回家的路上，
司机突然来了个急刹车。
我们都先来了个前俯，
然后坐直。
怎么啦？
朝车前一看，
哦，差点就撞了。

“太肉了！”
一个同事怒了。
“人家肉是为了考你，不是让你吃。”
“是考肉，不是烤肉！”

Perhaps, I am bad at telling story.
Sorry!

哦

you are so funny  and humorous
i like u very much＝＝＝

:loli had copy a joke ,wish you, everyone had a good mood:

When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"


　　"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.

　　"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"