本帖最后由 CIOneTwo 于 2010-12-30 09:25 编辑
I think it is necessary that i also write a joke here, and quoting the words from 赵本山"我这辈子就靠这个笑话活着了":lol
Name: 小泉之死
This story was happened when the World WarII, three japanese soldiers(山本，桥本，小泉) lost the way in a isolated island which located in the Pacific Ocean, and captured by the local indians.
The indian chieftain told them "You guys must find five circular fruits and get back before sundown, or we would kill you."
After a long time, the first soldier--山本 came back with five Watermelons(西瓜), then the Chieftain told him"you must eat them all, and you can't smile when you are eating, or i will kill you", the result you can see, the pitiful pig ate to die.
Then the second soldier--小泉 came back with five strawberries(草莓), when he saw the dead 山本, felt so scared. And the chieftain told him the same rule as 山本, now he knew why 山本 was dead, and began to eat the strawberries slowly while laughed at 山本 in mind, but dared not to express the laughing by face. But when he ate the 5th strawberry, suddenly he can't help to laugh loudly, and was killed by the indian.
In the hell, 山本 saw 小泉 and asked "I can't eat all the five watermelons, but why you even can't eat the five strawberries??? they are so small!!!" And 小泉 replied"I won't mention it again, i was so unlucky, it was so terrible, when i ate the 5th strawberry, the 桥本 came back with five Chinese Watermelons(冬瓜), so i can't help to laught at him"
山本"...................................................."
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