中国人实用的20句英语(爆笑)

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 楼主| alice84 发表于 2007-11-1 21:35 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
AN, se, go, ST, AMS
<br /><br /><br />1.we&nbsp;two&nbsp;who&nbsp;and&nbsp;who?&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;咱俩谁跟谁阿&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;&nbsp;<br />2.how&nbsp;are&nbsp;you&nbsp;?&nbsp;how&nbsp;old&nbsp;are&nbsp;you?&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;怎么是你,怎么老是你?&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;&nbsp;<br />3.you&nbsp;don't&nbsp;bird&nbsp;me,I&nbsp;don't&nbsp;bird&nbsp;you&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />4.you&nbsp;have&nbsp;seed&nbsp;I&nbsp;will&nbsp;give&nbsp;you&nbsp;some&nbsp;color&nbsp;to&nbsp;see&nbsp;see,&nbsp;brothers&nbsp;!&nbsp;together&nbsp;up&nbsp;!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />5.hello&nbsp;everybody!if&nbsp;you&nbsp;have&nbsp;something&nbsp;to&nbsp;say,then&nbsp;say!if&nbsp;you&nbsp;have&nbsp;nothing&nbsp;to&nbsp;say,go&nbsp;home!!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  有事起奏,无事退朝&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />6.you&nbsp;me&nbsp;you&nbsp;me&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;彼此彼此&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;&nbsp;<br />7.You&nbsp;Give&nbsp;Me&nbsp;Stop!!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;你给我站住!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />8.know&nbsp;is&nbsp;know&nbsp;noknow&nbsp;is&nbsp;noknow&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;知之为知之,不知为不知...&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />9.WATCH&nbsp;SISTER&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;表妹&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />10.dragon&nbsp;born&nbsp;dragon,chicken&nbsp;born&nbsp;chicken,mouse''son&nbsp;can&nbsp;make&nbsp;hole!!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />11.American&nbsp;Chinese&nbsp;not&nbsp;enough&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  美中不足&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />12.one&nbsp;car&nbsp;come&nbsp;one&nbsp;car&nbsp;go&nbsp;,two&nbsp;car&nbsp;pengpeng,people&nbsp;die&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;车祸现场描述&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />13.heart&nbsp;flower&nbsp;angry&nbsp;open&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  心花怒放&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />14.go&nbsp;past&nbsp;no&nbsp;mistake&nbsp;past&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;走过路过,不要错过&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />15.小明:I&nbsp;am&nbsp;sorry!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;老外:I&nbsp;am&nbsp;sorry&nbsp;too!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  小明:I&nbsp;am&nbsp;sorry&nbsp;three!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;老外:What&nbsp;are&nbsp;you&nbsp;sorry&nbsp;for?&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  小明:I&nbsp;am&nbsp;sorry&nbsp;five!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />16.If&nbsp;you&nbsp;want&nbsp;money,I&nbsp;have&nbsp;no;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  if&nbsp;you&nbsp;want&nbsp;life,I&nbsp;have&nbsp;one!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;要钱没有,要命一条&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />17.I&nbsp;call&nbsp;Li&nbsp;old&nbsp;big.&nbsp;toyear&nbsp;25.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  我叫李老大,今年25。&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />18.you&nbsp;have&nbsp;two&nbsp;down&nbsp;son。&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  你有两下子。&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />19.as&nbsp;far&nbsp;as&nbsp;you&nbsp;go&nbsp;to&nbsp;die&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  有多远,死多远!!!!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />20.I&nbsp;give&nbsp;you&nbsp;face&nbsp;you&nbsp;don''t&nbsp;wanna&nbsp;face,you&nbsp;lose&nbsp;you&nbsp;face&nbsp;,I&nbsp;turn&nbsp;my face&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸<br />
 楼主| alice84 发表于 2007-11-1 22:02 | 显示全部楼层

太好笑了!!!

  
myic200610 发表于 2007-11-1 22:51 | 显示全部楼层

RE:

aha,it's&nbsp;very&nbsp;funny&nbsp;!
mxh0506 发表于 2007-11-2 10:37 | 显示全部楼层

看过"寂静号"那部电影没?

老外都说&quot;long&nbsp;time&nbsp;no&nbsp;see&quot;了
ding111 发表于 2007-11-2 16:02 | 显示全部楼层

老外都要看晕了哈哈

  
mxy520 发表于 2007-11-8 12:00 | 显示全部楼层

make funny

so&nbsp;funny&nbsp;reading&nbsp;it
windymeng 发表于 2008-1-24 22:38 | 显示全部楼层

有意思

  
myic200610 发表于 2008-1-25 23:19 | 显示全部楼层

RE

very&nbsp;very&nbsp;amusing!!!
小兔鸟 发表于 2008-1-26 21:29 | 显示全部楼层

a&nbsp;shame
zyfstc544 发表于 2008-1-28 16:01 | 显示全部楼层

smile

dropped
iC921 发表于 2008-1-29 14:17 | 显示全部楼层

mm,我想笑

可是笑有几种说法?爆笑呢?
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